这绝不仅仅是部爱情喜剧,评五星的考虑如下:
一丶情节=有人觉得像美国人的问候一样虚假,有人则觉得像自己伴侣的高潮一般真实;
二丶表演=有瑕疵但足够流畅,语言运用精彩绝伦;
三丶音乐=与剧情配合得很好,让人感觉不到存在,十分;
四丶摄影=足够舒服
五丶以上都不足以超过三星,重要的总是超越电影本身的第五项元素:
1丶 Mike在片中提出的四大原则,不仅要做为剩女钓凯子的经典来反覆观摩体会,也值得所有已婚妇女揣测学习;
Take marriage, for instance.It's about social pressure, status and sex.
这些年,见过太多合久了的分,见过太多背叛丶淫媒丶外遇丶堕胎……见过太多傻乎乎的女人,还有她们人模狗样,演技卓绝的男人们。“当我沉默着的时候,我觉得充实;我将开口,同时感到空虚”。如片中所阐释,人性相对於灵长类的其他亲戚并无多少长进。其他我还能说什麽吗?Man are simple, we cannot be trained.
只能借此评论,劝各位女兄弟,好自为之。
2丶 往深里说,Ugly truth并非一个庸俗的笑话,它不仅存在男女情感生活,而是贯穿社会人生的种种。
生活,就像大都市的夜景,往往是那些虚幻的点点灯火让人注目,而多数的真实却在黑暗中隐没不见。
十三年前,我曾对思索已久的问题做过一个演讲:关於“什麽是成熟”。多年过去,今天的我仍然无法说清什麽是成熟。虽然我知道,成熟是让一个男人真正具有魅力的品质。
经历过很多事,再看这样的电影,我才开始明白,成熟是一种不可言说的东西,是你看穿了夜幕笼罩背後或美好或是丑恶的真实,包括看穿了真实的自己,却仍能平静丶乐观面对的那种态度。
3丶 瑞典营销大师奥尔森只向我力荐过两部经典电影,上一部是
Thank you for smoking
http://movie.douban.com/subject/1498811/在此一并推荐。
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以下给女孩和女人看的
Rule #1: Never criticize
- Even if it's constructive?
- Never.
Men are incapable of growth, change or progress.
For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.
Rule #2: Laugh at whatever he says.
- What if what he says isn't funny?
- That's irrelevant.
- A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.
- A fake orgasm is good?
-No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.
- A fake orgasm is no orgasm.
- Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
-LOL
-Now, that was perfect.
- Real or fake?
- You'll never know.
Rule #3 Men are very visual.
- We have to change your look.
- What's wrong with my look?
-Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible.
You're all about comfort and efficiency.
-What's wrong with comfort?
-Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
We need cocktail dresses......tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts......sit up and say hello.
- They're not saying hello now?
- What are they saying?
- They're giving more of a passing nod......rather than an outright greeting.
Boobies in this thing say, "Put me in your mouth, I taste good."
Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh, but not so short to see vag.
- Vag says you're trying too hard.
Jeans are all about the curvature of the ass.
You've... Well, you've got the raw materials.
Now all you need is the proper presentation.
Rule #4: Never talk about your problems because men don't really listen or care.
- Some men care.
- No, some men pretend to care.
When we ask you how you're doing, it's guy code for:"Let me stick my dick in your ass."
If he's even remotely into you he's probably thought about your orifices at least 10 times.
-I love how you assume all men are as perverse as you are.
Oh, I don't assume. I know.
We have to make your hair longer.
Men like something to grab onto other than your ass.
Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the litter box.
Neither of those things inspires an erection.
-I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean...
-And I don't want you to be a bimbo.
You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner.
The librarian and the stripper.
On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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以下是给男人看的
So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude.
There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type
of woman you're dealing with.
Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends her lady garden awaits.
And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias.
-What advice would you give to the people out there that are looking for love?
- My advice would be:
Don't do it.I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy.
Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
-Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
-Who?
-The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy.
-Well, like I said, better a floozy than a doozy.
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还有些truth,自己看片吧。
热恋中男女,去看这部电影,不是没有挑战的,男生最怕女生在电影结束后,问出你为什么喜欢我这种问题,哈,胸还是脑,这真是个问题...
周末理应有点活动(看到这句,鱼腩定会跳出来问,为什么有活动?游戏不是活动吗?),我们在动作片和爱情片两个option中假惺惺的推让一番,最后以鱼腩让我作为结论,我猜他决定以退为进,争取更多游戏时间而已。(完了,我是不是把他想得太ugly了?应该是他想让我开心点才对)。
本以为和time traveller' s wife一样,不会太惊喜,没想到根本是个搞笑爱情片,女主和男主的表演均很到位,节奏也很紧凑,老主题,女人把自己的对象理想化,稳定优越的职业(医生),身材好(6块腹肌可不是盖的),品味(音乐,文艺,旅游,美食,你总得啥都能掰一点)。
可是女人呢?哇塞,为了迎合这个理想,得从头到脚换一遍,发型,衣裳,口味(鱼子酱有时候真的很腥),包括内心(我何尝不想一切尽在掌握?但是为了你,亲爱的,我决定无为而治)。可是,这种改变终究是为了迎合你,我踮着脚,还是有点够不着,还是有点勉强,就像你买了双新鞋,一开始有点磨脚,可为了漂亮,我忍了,但是磨长了,我就得考虑考虑,要么修鞋,要么算了吧,换双舒服的也罢。
这时候,终于意识到,伴侣就是无比契合,了解你想什么,无话不谈,彼此很舒服,没有勉强,自然而然走在一起。
事实就是这样,所以当电影院太冷,我还是要抱住鱼腩的胳膊,暖和下再说,腹肌什么的,其实也无甚大碍,谁每天盯着个腹肌看呢?
"u r a great guy, u really r. Which is why I have to tell u that I have not been myself. Not for one second of the time that we've been dating."
是不是为了让一个帅气完美的家伙爱上你,你就要放弃自我变成一个顺着他的喜好来的你自己都不认识的女孩?而你的身边正有一个真正了解你的包容你的脾气你的真性情的人你却丝毫不知道他在喜欢着你?问问你自己吧,你真的爱那个一点不懂你的帅哥还是那个真正了解你关心你的虽然经常和你对着干的jackass。
帅哥处处有,了解你真正爱你的人却不多。
我永远就要败给这种俗辣爱情剧上 又春心那个荡漾了
假假假!!!配角们没一个出彩的,还能再失败点儿吗!!!
黄段子不错~
剛剛開始就猜到結局,男女主角都醜的要死。新意在哪??
看得我又哭又笑。很多情节笑得我从椅子上快跌下来了;杰拉德.巴特勒丑得我泪流满面!(有着少女的娇憨和少妇般甜美的海格尔真是挺迷人的。)
男二长得像陈坤!欧~~Gerard Gerard Gerard!!!! 太man了 就是冲着你看的!几个黄段子不错
书也好,电影也罢,为什么总把男女关系看成水火不容?视觉疲劳。
真相都已经丑陋了,还有什么好说的。
GerardButler !!!笑死了。超好看!!!
我就喜欢 说我俗我也喜欢~!!
里面对男人的分析和追男人的策略挺精辟到位。可惜真爱不是靠计谋来的,计谋可以助力,但最后双方都还是要做自己啊。
看人家电视节目多好看,中国也这样我肯定不对着电脑了。。服了字幕组了,连蔡康永都上了。。(连你自己都不爱fuck自己了还怎么让别人fuck你。。
看點在於強大的葷段子。
虽然男猪一出现就奠定了基调以及结局 但仍然还是笑料十足 虽然恶俗的成分不少 但的确让我笑了 而且女主居然赢得了09年 美国青少年观众票选大奖 这意味着米国青少年都喜欢这类型的么?震精!
插曲不錯
那个女的把发片拿下来的那一刻太他妈帅了
很黄很俗很搞笑,结尾处的热气球群浪漫到爆!!!我也要去坐热气球。。。
影院里的觀眾笑得很歡暢,這片子的葷段子真得太搞了。不推薦大家觀看現在網上流傳的影評家泄露版,中文字幕翻譯得不好,防盜版的字幕和水印非常影響觀影感受。
消遣片~ Katherine Heigl很适合轻喜剧!
最后20分钟很好看